‘Ah!’ you hissed as you felt your fiancée’s cold feet brush up against your shin as he climbed under the covers.
‘Sorry, love,’ he apologised as he smothered you in his embrace.
‘It’s alright, Thor. Oh, Pewds has uploaded a new video.’ you said.
'May I?' Thor asked, gesturing towards the laptop.
‘Who is this ‘Pewdiepie’? Slendie is triumphant… what is this?’ he read from the screen.
‘Pewdiepie is a gamertag, sort of like a pen name he likes to go by. Pewds for short. He’s a youtube vlogger, which is sort of like a video blog, diary if you must. He reviews and plays videogames.’
‘Ah. I see,’ Thor mused. ‘May I watch?’
‘Of course, but Slenderman – I don’t think is exactly your cup of tea, dear.’
‘(Name), I have raged on many battles. Many I have fought, many I have won. I do not think a silly game can scare me.’
‘But before we begin, why does it say ‘Axe_Murderer101’ on the top right corner?’
‘Oh, that’s just my username. Ignore that. Now, are you sure you want to watch this – because I am a bit reluctant to watch it now and I was in the Battle of New York.’
‘Yes, yes. Now play the video.’
‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH,’ screamed Pewdiepie in the video, which was mostly drowned out by the screams of you and Thor that mirrored those of Pewds’.
Thor held down the power button until the computer shut down completely.
‘Please, (Name), do not show me that again.’